Pet tax

Hey, I am Phoebe. I’ve been working with Ella since early 2018. She calls me her companion, but I am more of a CCO – chief canine officer. In this position, I mainly oversee Ella’s health by

  • taking her on several walks a day
  • frequent checks on well-being
  • emotional support
  • making sure she doesn’t eat all the cheese herself (She’s allergic, but dumb)
  • keeping her ear canals clean. Well, she’s still opposed to me doing that job, but I swear my tongue would be just the right tool for it. If only she’d let me.

Ella always says I love anything beach. Don’t be fooled—that’s only half the truth. There is one thing I hate about beaches: the water. No, that’s not funny. At all.